Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL KEEP GOING

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Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "MELODY RINK" above a purple and golden-yellow circular emblem featuring a vintage hand-drawn female skater in a dress

White 1950s-style illustration of a grandmother figure wearing glasses

A horizontal white dashed line separates the upper text from smaller white lowercase text reading "commas save lives

and nobody asks what third prize looks like

Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL KEEP GOINGSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text