I Don't Work Here - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Chewing tobacco before a tilt-a-whirl

Chewing tobacco before a tilt-a-whirl is the kind of bulletproof logic only a pack of twelve-year-olds could unanimously endorse

flanked by green music notes

an orange "&" leads into white block letters reading "OUTRIGGER" and white flowing script reading "Lounge

White bold block text reads "STRAIGHT" above a distressed black-and-white line art portrait of El Guapo with wild curly hair and a beard

Arched white bold serif text reads "KICK HIS ASS" across the top

I Don't Work Here - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Chewing tobacco before a tilt-a-whirlKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double