I Wish Regret Burned More Calories Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size Nobody's home

Nobody's home

this tee lets you broadcast your happy place—fresh air

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Because everyone deserves vacation vibes (and comic relief)

except the people who are wrong on the internet

your sister who’s always “totally fine

I Wish Regret Burned More Calories Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size Nobody's homeI wish regret burned more calories. The math would work out so much better. The regrets are plentiful and the caloric accounting is deeply unfair. This regret burned calories mug files the metabolic grievance in the same series as anxiety. Both should count. Neither does. The system is broken. Who this is for: The woman whose regrets are vigorous and calorie free despite their obvious effort The relatable gift for the friend who has done the math and