I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Bold purple and orange type

Bold purple and orange type reads "HYDRAULIC FLUID" with yellow wing graphics on each side

" one in dark ink with a grin

which is convenient since the other one is permanently throwing a shaka

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Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Bold purple and orange typeBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked