Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Curved red text along the

Curved red text along the lower arc reads "IRVINGTON" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right

Their New York clientele never files complaints twice

Pentagon brass spending millions to weaponize a Winnebago is the most honest thing the Cold War ever produced

Sofa King Soft is the only furniture brand that gets funnier the faster you say it out loud at a family gathering

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Curved red text along theDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels