Kamana Wanna Lei A Cocktail Lounge - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Kelly Straight distressed white text below

Straight distressed white text below reads "IT'S CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text reads "I FOUND THIS HUMERUS

gone too soon but not forgotten

Apples went from health advice to self-defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts

Large weathered golden-mustard serif text reads "CHERRY BAIL BONDS" below the cherries

Kamana Wanna Lei A Cocktail Lounge - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Kelly Straight distressed white text belowNaming a cocktail lounge so people accidentally proposition strangers out loud is the greatest linguistic terrorism since "Pen Island" got a website. The tiki branding exists purely as plausible deniability for a joke your mouth commits before your brain can object. The Details: Bold blue arched serif text reads "KAMANA WANNA LELA" with "COCKTAIL LOUNGE" in smaller green serif type to the right. A distressed green vintage illustration depicts a hula