Birthday Boy - Unisex T-Shirt san francisco Centered white text below reads

Centered white text below reads "FINANCIAL INVESTMENTS" followed by "MANHATTAN

" A horizontal katana illustration in white and gold separates the upper text from smaller distressed white text reading "HAND CRAFTED

holding a golden-yellow pint of beer in each hand

and orange-red hair

Del treats every motel lobby like the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange

Birthday Boy - Unisex T-Shirt san francisco Centered white text below readsJesus holding a balloon at his own birthday party is peak humility for someone who literally walked on water. Two thousand years later and he still gets upstaged by a tree and a guy in a red suit. The Details: Cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in a white robe and red sash, wearing a green and white polka dot party hat, holding a red balloon on a string. Red and green confetti squares scatter around the figure. Bold yellow text with a 3D shadow