Having a Meltdown - Ice Cream - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Neal's five stages of grief

Neal's five stages of grief happened in four seconds flat

A mid-century cartoon alligator in a black top hat and roller skates glides in profile past a green palm tree

and dark inks

a vintage cartoon clown with a ruffled collar and round body holds lollipop-style signs reading "HOT DOGS

" and "1888" in mixed serif and script lettering

Having a Meltdown - Ice Cream - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Neal's five stages of griefDropped ice cream cones commit to the ground with more conviction than most people commit to therapy. Gravity and emotional instability have remarkably similar timelines. The Details: Distressed white lowercase retro text reads "having a" above a cartoon illustration of a tipped waffle cone with a tan crosshatch pattern lying on its side, its mint green speckled scoop melting into a small puddle. Bold white retro text below reads "meltdown." Fit &