National Sarcasm Society - Women's T-Shirt gb A row of white stars

A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line

which says more about the food than the service

Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

Porcupines walk around covered in thousands of sharp quills and somehow still get more dinner party invitations than half your office

The water is clean

National Sarcasm Society - Women's T-Shirt gb A row of white starsJoining the National Sarcasm Society requires zero dues, zero meetings, and zero interest in your feelings. Membership cards are unnecessary because everyone already knows you're qualified. The Details: Golden yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY." Smaller white text below reads "LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features a