The Beetus - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Inspired by The Max

Inspired by The Max

Sand the floor long enough and you'll have delts that win the All Valley

Clean white bold uppercase text below reads "DADS AGAINST DAUGHTERS DATING

with "RECREATION RINK" flanked by bullet dots below

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

The Beetus - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Inspired by The MaxWilford Brimley cloned four times in mop top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar. Every track on the album is just a different way of pronouncing the same word. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top. Below, a high contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop top hairstyles, arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo