Dorothy in the Streets Blanche in the Sheets - Unisex T-Shirt Los Angeles Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "HO" in large bold lettering with a superscript "3" positioned as a mathematical exponent

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Arched cream block serif text reads "LA CROSSE

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Dorothy in the Streets Blanche in the Sheets - Unisex T-Shirt Los Angeles Distressed white block text readsClassy with a side of scandaljust the way theyd want it. This Dorothy in the Streets, Blanche in the Sheets design is a fan tribute to The Golden Girls, celebrating the perfect mix of sharp witted sarcasm and full throttle flirtation. Whether youre dropping Dorothy level comebacks or channeling Blanches very active social calendar, this ones perfect for fans of classic 80s sitcoms, legendary one liners, and anyone who knows that cheesecake solves all