Schaeffer Motors - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_bowlingalley Golden-yellow distressed serif text reads

Golden-yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

" Curved serif text at the bottom reads "Songs of Salvation to Salve the Soul

Fusing pastrami and tacos into something entirely its own

" around a circular emblem containing a large tree split by a lightning bolt

Schaeffer Motors - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_bowlingalley Golden-yellow distressed serif text readsA tribute to Ashley Schaeffer, of Schaeffer Motors. Luxury & Elegance, German Engineered. Are you jealous yet? Inspired by Eastbound and Down. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring spun & combed cotton unisex tank top. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.