My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL and "To Thanksgiving" on the

and "To Thanksgiving" on the third line

Bold Western script below reads "WACO

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Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

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