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Nobody on that mountain operates in the same reality

Calling yourself a "Giant Roller Rink" on North Harlem with free parking was peak mid-century confidence

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Smaller serif text below reads "Western Association

A posterized illustration depicts the pizza delivery guy in a red t-shirt bearing a running figure logo and "Pizza Guy" text

Golf If It Was Easy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt connecticut Nobody on that mountain operatesGolf courses spent decades cultivating an air of sophistication just for this joke to undo all of it in one sentence. Somewhere a country club board member is clutching his polo collar. The Details: A vintage 1950s style illustration of a grinning man in a collared shirt rests a golf club over his shoulder, rendered in distressed green ink. Large outlined block letters below read "GOLF." Smaller green text beneath reads "If it was easy they'd call it