American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal A yellow neon-style open palm

A yellow neon-style open palm sits centered inside a white circular outline

Light blue illustration of a winged angel figure with spread wings and detailed feather work sits between the words "Since" and "1993

White and golden-yellow Western-style text reads "GOLD JACKET" and "GOLF TOURNAMENT" above a small golden poop emoji

Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

which is the most Boston thing imaginable

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal A yellow neon-style open palmPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."