I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L An anatomical illustration of a

An anatomical illustration of a skeletal foot and ankle in orange and red shows an orange starburst at the ankle joint with small lightning bolt symbols radiating outward

New York" flanking the shoe

TX | BIG STATE LEAGUE" above the numbers "19" and "48" flanking a vintage woodcut-style pirate with a bandana

especially when your skill set has nothing to do with coaxial cables

vintage texture applied throughout

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L An anatomical illustration of aSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white