Dulles Airport Christmas Party 1990 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell

Krakens terrorized the North Atlantic for centuries

this one’s perfect for fans of classic 80s sitcoms

Playing piano with skeletal fingers is less about technique and more about keeping your hands attached through the second movement

Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge

Dulles Airport Christmas Party 1990 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Arched distressed white text readsDulles Airport Christmas Party 1990 is exactly what happens when your holiday gathering swaps eggnog for explosions and mistletoe for incoming fire. This funny design plays it straight like it was a real office party, only the dress code was snow boots and sheer survival instinct. Perfect for fans who love action packed holiday chaos, questionable airport security, and the year Christmas Eve turned into a full scale event no one ever forgot. Design