Mount Rushmore Beers - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL drawn with slicked-back dark hair

drawn with slicked-back dark hair and a serious expression

Andy proved the only thing harder than prison walls is a patient man with a rock hammer

Parallel parking instruction is just jaw clenching and rubbin'

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

Ritual killings are just part of the babysitting handbook when you have zero impulse control

Mount Rushmore Beers - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL drawn with slicked-back dark hairMount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture. Carving four guys into a mountain and not giving them drinks was always the real oversight. The Details: White illustration in a screen print style depicts Mount Rushmore with Washington, Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Lincoln each raising amber colored beer pints. Red and blue firework bursts with white dots fill the sky above the