Deez Nuts Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Swearing a blood oath over

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

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Flowing rust-brown cursive script reads "Sandy Cities" with a swoosh tail

Cream text reads "BOOTLEGGING SERVICE" flanked by stars

Retiring a jersey for a kid who showed up on a Harley with a cigarette dangling from his lip is exactly the kind of ceremony Buttermaker's squad deserves

Deez Nuts Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Swearing a blood oath overPutting chestnuts next to holly and calling it festive is the classiest way anyone has ever told a room full of relatives to ligma. Hallmark hasn't returned the pitch email yet. The Details: Distressed red block text reads "DEEZ" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a metal scoop overflowing with golden brown chestnuts, flanked by green holly leaves. Bold red block text beneath reads "NUTS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve.