Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed white horror-style text reads

Distressed white horror-style text reads "GIVE ME

Double-lined hood with pouch pocket

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

Give them the gift of choice with a m00nshot eGift card

Distressed gray stencil-style text below reads "LET'S PARTY" in bold military block lettering

Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed white horror-style text readsLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET