Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 Committing to a varsity font

Committing to a varsity font while committing to absolutely nothing else is a level of apathy that deserves its own trophy

mouth slightly open with raised eyebrows

Smaller condensed text below reads "IF SOMETHING GETS IN YOUR WAY

Killian raising those arms isn't victory

" A small white Predator skull icon sits centered at the bottom

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 Committing to a varsity fontEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads