Grant Paleontology - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Golden-yellow traditional Chinese dragon illustration

Golden-yellow traditional Chinese dragon illustration sits at the top

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld

"Carpathia" beneath

Golden silhouette of a camel in profile faces right above large serif text reading "TANGIERS" in golden-yellow ink

Grant Paleontology - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Golden-yellow traditional Chinese dragon illustrationGrant's dig site had one rule: respect the bones and never accept helicopter rides from billionaires with God complexes. Turns out frog DNA and a mosquito in amber make a lousy business plan. Inspired by Jurassic Park. The Details: Bold olive green serif text reading "GRANT" above "PALEONTOLOGY" sits inside a rounded rectangular border. Below, a detailed theropod skeleton in a walking pose faces right, flanked by oval badges reading "ESTD" and "1993"