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flanked by vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1987

Featuring a hilarious design that combines festive nutcracker imagery with a cheeky twist

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University of Your Mom - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Pa-rum-pum-pum-um scans so perfectly it'sFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by