Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt sacramento Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

Distressed white block text arcs above reading "FIRST HE'S GONNA SHIT

Yellow script at the bottom reads "St

White text below reads "SPELLED BACKWARDS IS TACOCAT

hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbol sits beneath the text as a decorative flourish

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt sacramento Inspired by Pee Wee's PlayhouseAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each