Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A sage-green vertical banner runs

A sage-green vertical banner runs along the left side

Buttercup cracked that code embarrassingly late

Two smaller crossed bats frame white text reading "Since" with "1989" in red

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Dark text below reads "You're F*cked at

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A sage-green vertical banner runsTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered