Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Hoodie berkeley jagged yellow text reading "WYLD

jagged yellow text reading "WYLD STALLYNS" in angular rock-style typography with red drop shadows and dark red outlines

Complete with boob traps

embedding the game in communities that lived and died with every inning

Inspired by Logan's Run

Designed in a retro distressed style

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Hoodie berkeley jagged yellow text reading "WYLDGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,