The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie denver Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating"

Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend

Ninety seconds of screen time earned a permanent candlelight vigil

Bold cream text below reads "MINERS" with smaller text reading "CLASS D MINOR LEAGUE

Curling blue-and-white illustrated wave arcs over two figures in a vintage hand-drawn style

because nobody survives telling the judge his crown is hideous

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie denver Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating"Cornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie