Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black " Distressed text reads "ESTABLISHED

" Distressed text reads "ESTABLISHED 1941" above "MERCED

and black bow tie sits centered between distressed red vertical stripes

recalling early pixel-based computer terminal displays

The shirt knows exactly what it did

hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbol sits beneath the text as a decorative flourish

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black " Distressed text reads "ESTABLISHEDSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved