I Bless America - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Fifties clip-art dad standing next

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

Distressed brown serif text in a slightly arched layout reads "WE DON'T RENT PIGS

informal lettering

Dads saying "go ask your mom" have successfully avoided making a single decision since 2003

a working town's claim to something beyond the factory floor

I Bless America - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Fifties clip-art dad standing nextJesus skipping the prayer request line and just showing up with a bald eagle on his arm like a divine falconer is the most efficient bureaucracy has ever been. Turns out God doesn't bless America through a publicist, he just clocks in personally. The Details: Arched navy blue groovy bubble lettering reads "I BLESS AMERICA" across the top. A hand drawn line art illustration in navy blue depicts Jesus Christ with long hair, beard, and flowing robes,