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Surfing Nicaragua during a civil war is exactly the kind of semester abroad Chris Knight would never bother explaining

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A weathered white clenched solidarity fist in a vintage protest poster style sits centered below

Golden-tan script reads "Baseball Club" above smaller text reading "LOUISVILLE

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