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I'm Not a Player I Just Crush A Lot Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Open Mic Monday at aNutcrackers quoting Big Pun is the kind of unhinged holiday energy that proves culture peaked in 1998. A wooden soldier whose entire job description is crushing nuts probably didn't need the speech bubble, but here we are. The Details: A white speech bubble reads "I'M NOT A PLAYER" beside a cartoon nutcracker soldier in a red top hat, green and red uniform, gold epaulets, and dark boots, standing on white snow among green evergreen trees. Bold white