Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest it anchored an era when

it anchored an era when bowling alleys were the social backbone of California suburban life

Chrome-gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center

Golden-olive text below reads "LOS ANGELES

with a weathered

Somebody finally gave profanity its own air force and a pension

Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest it anchored an era whenSanta's whole "making a list, checking it twice" routine sounds a lot less wholesome when you realize he's ranking by attractiveness. The naughty list was never about behavior. The Details: White groovy bubble text arcs reading "EASILY DISTRACTED" with larger bold white text below reading "BY HOS." Below the text, a vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus shows a smirking expression, rosy red cheeks, a large red nose, full white beard, and red