Ho Ho Hold My Beer - Unisex T-Shirt iowa flanked by "Since 1916" and

flanked by "Since 1916" and a decorative diamond border in orange

Slapping "old school" over a literal one-room schoolhouse is the kind of joke that works because it refuses to acknowledge it's a joke

green plaid shirt

" Cursive white script reads "Portland

hoisting a glass of beer

Ho Ho Hold My Beer - Unisex T-Shirt iowa flanked by "Since 1916" andSanta hoisting a beer with mall Santa energy means he's about to attempt something on a frozen rooftop that ends up on the local news. Eight reindeer know "hold my beer" is the last thing they hear before the workers' comp claim. The Details: Golden yellow old English text arches reading "Ho Ho Hold" above a retro hand drawn Santa Claus in a red suit with green gloves, raising a pint glass of beer with one hand on his hip. Matching golden yellow text