Who Farted? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Declaring yourself not a cop

Declaring yourself not a cop on a shirt is the most cop thing since asking if anyone knows where to buy drugs

Bold red slashed lettering below reads "WHATEVER IT TAKES

and marinara sauce in hoagie rolls appear with a large white sports jersey-style "2" overlaid on them

Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans-serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter

and a complete disregard for OSHA regulations established decades later

Who Farted? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Declaring yourself not a copAsking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect. Nobody has ever answered honestly, making it the most rhetorically pointless question in human history. The Details: Distressed golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "Who Farted?" in rounded, flowing 1970s style letterforms with a vintage worn texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders