Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt grand forks Alton Blues baseball club gave

Alton Blues baseball club gave this Mississippi River town in Illinois its own squad

which is one way to handle a cover-up

A red ribbon banner at the bottom reads "WE HAVE A FLAIR FOR FOOD" in white capitals

a thick mustache

Checking his list twice is just wiretapping with better branding

Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt grand forks Alton Blues baseball club gaveStringing Christmas lights on a palm tree is the decorating equivalent of drinking eggnog out of a coconut. Connecticut has questions, but Hawaii has mai tais, and mai tais win every argument. The Details: Retro hand lettered cream script reads "Mele Kalikimaka" across two lines, surrounded by scattered yellow, red, and blue stars and sparkles. A green palm tree strung with multicolored lights stands beside a tropical beach scene with blue water,