Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red 1974" on the right

1974" on the right

UTAH" in smaller white serif letters below

Turns out silver bullets work better than a drunken posse

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

George Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red 1974" on the rightCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.