Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL with smaller white text reading

with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO

A red oval below reads "AMERICA'S ORIGINAL" in curved white text with large white block text "KICK ASS" and "5¢" to the right

California" above large serif lettering reading "MILLERS" with a baseball-style swoosh tail beneath

Clapping back with "no

rendered in off-white with greenish shading

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL with smaller white text readingGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A