Dad Bod - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Curved distressed white block text

Curved distressed white block text reads "ALL GOOD" arcing above a campfire illustration with orange flames over stacked tan logs

and then the putter goes into the lake anyway

based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason

drawing league bowlers and families week after week

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Dad Bod - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Curved distressed white block textDad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM. Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block. The Details: Golden yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering, rendered in a distressed vintage texture that mimics weathered screen print wear. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck