Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL early mornings

early mornings

Inspired by The Empire Strikes Back

Stacked block text reads "ELGIN

Golden-cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Dad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL early morningsFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH