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an empty blue checkbox sits beside blue text reading "Democratic Party

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A stencil-style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits centered within a white baseball with red stitching

Large mixed decorative serif and display type reads "Soggy Bottom Boys" with a ribbon banner below reading "Mississippi Tour

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