Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Finishing a 96er earns you

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

flanking the figure

White square mimics a periodic table element box

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Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Finishing a 96er earns youJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading