The Swolly Spirit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL A 1950s-style illustration depicts a

A 1950s-style illustration depicts a red-haired woman in a lavender dress and a man in a red cap roller skating against a blue background

Arched blue bold text reads "BALLINGER

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Distressed white bold text below reads "CHUG NORRIS

surrounded by white stars and four-pointed starbursts

The Swolly Spirit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL A 1950s-style illustration depicts aSwole Jesus doing bicep curls suggests the resurrection was just the ultimate rest day payoff. Turns out the Holy Spirit has been running a PPL split this whole time and nobody in theology wants to talk about it. The Details: Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering reads "THE SWOLLY" across the top. A vintage cartoon illustration of a muscular, long haired, bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden tan