Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makes

The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it

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WHAT IT LOOK LIKE

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makesReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with