Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex Sweatshirt south bend A posterized high-contrast illustration depicts

A posterized high-contrast illustration depicts Trent and Mike sitting in suits

Reporting the same forecast every day is less a career and more a cosmic punishment for being insufferable

Bold outlined block letters read "EST

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid-swing flanked by small stars

" in a weathered screen-print style

Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex Sweatshirt south bend A posterized high-contrast illustration depictsOrdering linguine and white clam sauce for someone who didn't ask is peak five point plan energy. Damone's unearned swagger remains the gold standard of delusional teenage confidence. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice." A small black illustration of a soda glass sits left of