Don't Be A Douche Tee Size:XL Because nothing says “I run

Because nothing says “I run on caffeine and zero nonsense” like this bold

Love: eternal and edible

It’s perfect for gifting—especially to the friend whose sarcasm game is Olympic-level

The sequencing is critical

whether you're dealing with rush hour traffic or just trying to navigate through a busy parking lot

Don't Be A Douche Tee Size:XL Because nothing says “I runA public service announcement, but make it cotton. This tee is for women who prefer clear boundaries and cleaner vibes. Who it's for: blunt besties, party hosts with standards, and gift shoppers who want a simple punchline that lands. Soft cotton feel everyday tee True to size fit, S3XL Easy to dress up or down Machine wash gentle; tumble dry low Wear it for: casual nights out, weekend plans, and "we both know who this is for" gifts. Add to cart and