Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Committing to a varsity font

Committing to a varsity font while committing to absolutely nothing else is a level of apathy that deserves its own trophy

smiling while reading a cookbook beside a mixing bowl

and that kind of emotional consistency deserves commitment

Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text reads "IT'S" above and "SHOW TIME

Booger eating half the inventory while Poindexter calculates optimal crust crimping angles to six decimal places is exactly the small business energy Tri-Lambda was destined for

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Committing to a varsity fontPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold