Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S A small blue horizontally striped

A small blue horizontally striped "ICS" logo sits at the bottom

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

Distressed white varsity script reads "Sports" with a swooping tail extending from the final letter as an underline flourish

Cyan "ICS" text sits above a running figure graphic and "NETWORK TELEVISION" in the same teal tone

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S A small blue horizontally stripedEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads