Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Inspired by UHF

Inspired by UHF

George Costanza's face below

followed by cursive text reading "Continental Cuisine

" and "Red River Valley League" surrounding the character

Some spots become landmarks not by trying

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Inspired by UHFNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack