President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt belmont shore Building good robot usses from

Building good robot usses from hardware store junk requires a genius whose entire vocabulary is one word shouted at different volumes

Walking in with a pizza and one smooth line is either the worst disguise or the best one

serving coffee and conversation to regulars who never needed a menu

wearing a plumed helmet and holding a bat over one shoulder

A golden-yellow nautical rope border frames an oval containing arched green serif text reading "HARBOR" at the top

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt belmont shore Building good robot usses fromTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text