Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white text reads "24

Distressed white text reads "24 HOUR SERVICE

" A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies

giving working families something to believe in on summer evenings

Squinting replaces dialogue when every standoff lasts longer than most marriages

across-the-room correction that immediately resolves all workplace disagreements

Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white text reads "24Mastering Blue Steel requires the same discipline as a nuclear launch sequence, except the only thing getting destroyed is every camera within a fifty foot radius. Somehow Le Tigre looks exactly the same and nobody cares. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector art style shows dark spiky hair, muted skin tones, and bold black outlines. Light blue metallic text reading "BLUE STEEL" sits below